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Yeah !!!
The best day of the week and I am at home already, OK I have been up since 3am and at work since 6am but it is great to leave work early on a Friday.
Next week I will need to do the same again but either Monday or Tuesday...
I just remembered I have to put my footy tips in..opps
OK..you wont really get this unless you are to date on AFL Players...needless to say ...
A man
died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge
wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock move.'
'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is
that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St.
Peter.
'The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie.
'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is
that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that
Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where are Alan Didak’s and Heath Shaw’s clocks?'
asked the man.
Their clocks are in Jesus'
office.
He's using them as ceiling fans.'
Yeah, I am back into the network and so far so good...fingers crossed
What is the quickest false assumption people make about you?
Submitted by JJ.
That I am a push over...I will tolerate a lot but push too hard and I will push back !!
You know there are not many things that really do bother me a lot, however I do have something right now in my life that drives me insane.
You see I happen to be in love with another woman, no shock there for those that know me and to be honest if it shocks you then you probably contribute to my problems.
You see we live in different countries, which if we were a male and female the only issue would be who moves where and how long will it take to save to move.
Nope, for us we can't even think like that because we can not just say hey, thats my partner and I want to be with her, we have no right to do this, well actually I can ask her to come here and do that because as much as Johnny Howard was a backward twit he understood that yes gays might want their partners with them.
But can I go to her.no way in all hell..I have to find a job or invest thousands of dollars and then maybe I could but not because she is my partner...
What is so wrong about wanting to be with the person you love.....arghhh
OK..end of rant
Arghh.... my boss really does get to me, Microsoft has listed a known vulnerability for their DNS servers, they even provide a patch.
I test our sites as advised and it recommends the patch, I show him he denies it is possible and tells me it is wrong...sigh
Even though it has been tested and shows we need the patch...what is it with the guy...I think he just doesn't like me pointing things out to him...next time I say nothing !!!
Well for those of you who were not aware, I just spent the last two weeks with H. I flew out on the 1st of July and have just returned today.
I have so many different posts that I want to write just because I want to remember things and feelings.
The day I arrived I was so disorientated and sleepy and it was so nice to be meet with a huge hug and kiss, H was very understanding as I didn't last very long that night I think a bomb could of gone off and I wouldn't of woken.
I was completely surrounded by children on the longest leg of the flight and one little girl who sat behind me spent her trip getting up and walking, unfortunately for me she would pull my seat everytime she got up so I didn't sleep much. Plus just being on a plane for 24 hours will suck life out of you, which is how I feel right now as well but I need to stay awake and moving as I have work tomorrow..sigh
So I will post more soon...
Oh..and H is just stunning and wonderful !!!
What is a childhood memory that still haunts you?
The Friday the 13th movies...JAWS..I am scarred from both..
Seriously though this blog doesn't have enough space to answer this one..
I know it doesn't sound right but that is the title of the course I will be attending in September..
I can't wait..the course is the starter for Computer Forensics..